the subscriber you are trying to reach…

we’re sorry, but this subscriber’s voicemail box is currently full.

goodbye.

oh.

before I hang up on you, please don’t send the subscriber an email because the subscriber is not checking those either…

and I guarantee the subscriber won’t answer the door, so quit leaning on the bell.

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~ by nibblepoems on September 30, 2009.

2 Responses to “the subscriber you are trying to reach…”

  1. may i send a telegram? how about a candygram? what about telepathic mind melds?

  2. telegram? no.

    candygram? sure, as long as it’s organic free-trade dark chocolate…either that or peanut m&m’s.

    telepathic mind melds? uh…hell no.

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